⚠️ Proceed with caution, mortal.
You are now entering a digital tomb of half-truths, forgotten configs, and bash one-liners that worked once and were never explained.
🧙♂️✨ This is where I write things down so I can forget them with style.
If you’re reading this…
either I’m debugging something
or
past-me committed a crime and left no comments.
💾 Things live here.
Some are useful.
Some are eldritch relics from 3 AM troubleshooting sessions.
All of them are sacred now.
📝 STATUS:
Logic? Questionable.
Spelling? Don't @ me.
Purpose? Survival. Digital. Emotional. Existential.
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While panicking.
Under duress.
Probably with snacks.
"If you see a weird command with 5 pipes and 3 greps... don’t touch it. Just back away slowly and nod."
Let me know if you want to turn this up to absolute meltdown or tone it down for normie co-workers.